Hot bodies are good for sex
and looking good on your arm,
but I know you are smarter than
to settle for this. Kind hearts
are good for loving your broken
parts and accepting you for
what you are. Beautiful souls
are good for teaching you about
life and happiness. Gentle spirits
are good for bringing peace and
harmony into your life. Artistic
minds are good for appreciating
differences and depth. Honest
consciences are good for trust
and reliability. Playful characters
are good for laughter and fun.
Don’t you see? When you’re 80
and looking at the last 60 years
of your life, what kind of person
do you want to have spent it with?

anne, life partner check-list (via wildboysandwhiskey)

sardonicremarks:

If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

doinitmovin:

Why the hell do I even fucking try to be friends with people who have no interest in being around me.

sardonicremarks:

If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.

Perks of dating me:

disbemyshit:

comptondreamz:

dexboygenius:

frilllyknickers:


- lots of cuddles and kisses
- too ugly to cheat
- you dont have to worry about me liking anyone else because I hate everybody
- neck kisses
- we can have movie nights
- I have great music taste
- I’d share my pizza with you

You sit on my face
I can cook
I work out

I’ll sing you somo songs on the daily

^^^